Way Too Early
"Jesus!!! Who are you?!" "Wow, careful there, Michael! Watch out for the road, man! And no, I'm not Jesus, so you just misused the name of God there, you know. That's an offense. Watch the road! Geez!" "I... I... Don't understand! How did you get in my car?! Wh-- What are you?!" "Oh, I teleported here! I'm Death!" "What?! Am I going to die?! Are you serious?!" "Yep. I'm dead serious. Just watch the road, kid, I mean it. You're not supposed to die in a car accident." "Oh my God! I can't believe this! Am I like... Dreaming or something?!" "Dude... Michael... Again with the misused name? You don't wanna to go down, do you? There's a line down there, and let me tell you something about it, Mike, it's long. It's unamaginably long. Believe me, i know what unimaginable things look like. So, do yourself a favor and die quietly. Wow, watch it!!!...