The Couch
I had just put my pipe down the other day when I suddenly decided it was finally time to get rid of that old couch. I made my way to the living room, which took a while, and as I gathered whatever strength I thought I had, and started to move it upwards, I heard it... I heard it as clearly as I can hear my own voice. "What are you doing?" It said. I immediately dropped let go of it, and held myself onto the wall. I must've been crazy! "Who's there?" I asked, even though I knew exactly what was going on! "Were you about to throw me out?! You were, weren't you?" His voice was so aggressive! It seemed like it was under a lot of distress, and it frightened me greatly. I tried calming him down, but maybe all I did was make him even angrier. "Buddy! I just think you deserve a better home! Nothing else!" "A better home?! Ya think?! Noooo! Really?! Well, guess what, genius? I do deserve a better home! But look at what y...